MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
i put this on the more incase there is some overly sensitive types out there in reader land…
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From: Arf
Sent: 02 September 2003 02:54 PM
To: <<Finance Systems>>
Subject: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: That’s cool, cause after I’m done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don’t give a shit where you go.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I’ll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I’d rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I’ve been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.
Man: You’re pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don’t interrupt, You’re pretty… ugly, you fat cow
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